I’m awake since 3. This day is not going to end well

I am ready. I would love to attend a big fun type conference. Are there any on right now? Because when they are all happening at the same time in May/June and September I have no time or mind for it at all :/

@PixelAmbacht Is this the moment we have to revive the TypeNederweert idea?

What’s the difference between flesh and meat

⚰️ DEATH TO HEITSCHI BUMBEITSCHI BUMBUM ⚰️

Whoever prepared the playlists at Saarbrücken’s Christmas market deserves to be put on a lonely island for 30 years with nothing but a Heintje LP 😩

It’s Christmas time, there’s no need to be afraid. At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade 😎
And in a word of plentyyy we can spread a smile or joy or whatever throw your arm around the world at Christmas time. BUT say a prayer and pray for the other ohohohon. At Christmas time it’s hard okay you get the idea. 35 years ago!

Also, is it possible that the Tony Brezel chocolate is even more delicious than previously? Did they change the recipe or did I grab a particularly fresh exemplaar?

I just invented my disgusting new favourite food: pasta with hagelslag

Wirklich, wirklich toll, wie mit der Abstandsregelung zu Wohngebieten die Windkraft platt gemacht werden soll.

Um die eben retrötete Grafik aus der Rheinischen Post nochmal in Worte zu fassen:

Abstandsregelung zur Wohnbebauung von

* Kleintierkrematorien - 100 Meter

* Steinbrüche mit Sprengungen - 300 Meter

* Mülldeponien - 500 Meter

* Braunkohlekraftwerke und Feuerungsanlagen - 700 Meter

* Geplant: Windenergieanlagen - 1000 Meter.

Saarbrücken to FRA: 2,5 hours minimum, €35
Saarbrücken to CDG: 3 hours minimum, twice a day, €70
Saarbrücken to LUX: 2 hours, €9
Bonn to CGN: 40+ min, every 30 min, if you are lucky, €8,50

And I had to take a Public BUS to the airport! Not a train! It took more than 20 minutes but less than 30 and it was only 2,80 or less.

Like, WTF I waited more than 20 minutes at security because I chose a cheapo airline at the makeshift terminal on a day Lufthansa flight attendants are striking and thus everyone is trying to get on a cheapo-airline flight

Entitledte Großstädter, die einen internationalen Flughafen, an dem man nicht wartet, in unter 20 Minuten erreichen wollen aber bitte ohne den ganzen Lärm und Gestank! 🙄🙄🙄

Heute, highlight of my career so far. What a crazy day!

At a fancy hotel wanting to play some music over Bluetooth and every device in every room has the same name 🤔 Who should I send some Gundermann hier?

Didn’t pay attention to font production tech and variable fonts for a couple of months and immediately feel like not understanding anything anymore 😞

“Platforms *are* societies of intertwined people and machines. There is no such thing as “online life” versus “real life.” We give massive ground if we pretend that these companies are simply having an “effect” or “impact” on some separate society.”

niemanlab.org/2019/10/tech-pla

»Wenn man die Fähigkeit besitzt, sehr viel Whisky zu trinken, ohne umzufallen, dann ist man dafür zuständig, dass die anderen, die weniger vertragen, sicher nach Hause kommen.« 💚

Margarete Stokowski, Die letzten Tage des Patriarchats

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